It's Saturday night, and you're getting all dolled up to hit the town with your friends. You've got on your requisite freakum dress, sky high heels, false eyelashes and teeny tiny handbag (that can barely hold your cellphone). Or if you're a man...you've put on some cologne.
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| Your feet hate you. |
You get to the club/bar you've been told is THE place to be, only to spend 20 minutes standing on line in the freezing cold. Once you finally make it in, you find that a) the music is LAME, b) nobody's dancing and c) you can't hear anything, which makes talking to your friends a no-go.
Sound familiar?
You see, I have this theory. Even though we all *think* we like going out and partying in strange places with strange people, the reality is that most of us would prefer to party with the people we know, in settings we dictate.
Which brings me to IDEA NUMBER ONE:
A bar made up entirely of customizable party rooms. Here's how it would work:
- People would pay by the hour to rent a room, similar to a karaoke bar with private rooms.
- Once in the room, customers can party the way they decide. They'd have access to things like beer pong, karaoke, board games, playing cards, a TV to watch the game (or if you're me, Real Housewives).
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| Winning. |
4. Like a karaoke bar, customers would be able to order drinks and food while they party. They'd also have the option to purchase an open bar package, making their night as boozingly awesome as can possibly be.
Til next time,
kj
P.S. For all of you reading this and thinking "of COURSE kj's first idea would involve alcohol"...you know me too well.

